Bolting Ambition

Doctor Who: The Impossible Astronaut - Series 32, episode 1 http://gu.com/p/2ztje/ip via @guardian

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:36:49 +0100

Doctor Who: The Impossible Astronaut - Series 32, episode 1
http://gu.com/p/2ztje/ip
via @guardian

What is this hare shit on BBC? What is the average iq of it’s intended audience?

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 09:41:21 +0100

What is this hare shit on BBC? What is the average iq of it’s intended audience?

Canal street - glass of vino - salut!!!!!

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:23:39 +0100

Canal street - glass of vino - salut!!!!!

Later you might find me tweeting from an iPhone. - or as I like to call them… a...

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:50:07 +0100

Later you might find me tweeting from an iPhone. - or as I like to call them… a m’iPhone. #Poetry. Brilliant. Done.

Got my feet up watching The Good Life. Hope Consuela’s back doesn’t give in. #Concerned

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 04:44:01 +0100

Got my feet up watching The Good Life. Hope Consuela’s back doesn’t give in. #Concerned

Currently sitting in the wardrobe disguised as a corpse - waiting for the cleaner, Consuela, to find...

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 14:59:10 +0100

Currently sitting in the wardrobe disguised as a corpse - waiting for the cleaner, Consuela, to find me. #aprilfools

Consuela has been given a clean bill of health - got her up a ladder doing the guttering. I’ve...

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 00:30:41 +0100

Consuela has been given a clean bill of health - got her up a ladder doing the guttering. I’ve gone for a lay down.

Sitting in the Uni Library printing off the missing first act of my scriptwritting assignment, which...

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 09:54:15 +0100

Sitting in the Uni Library printing off the missing first act of my scriptwritting assignment, which the silly-bitch lecturer lost. Wanker.

Currently using twitter in the library stopping all the students from printing off their work…...

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:26:04 +0100

Currently using twitter in the library stopping all the students from printing off their work… sometimes I can be a complette bastard.

Not going to lie - am watching Hell’s kitchen.

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:55:40 +0100

Not going to lie - am watching Hell’s kitchen.

Good Morning World. #Hangover

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 12:02:48 +0100

Good Morning World. #Hangover

Am enjoying a Tom Collins. Delish.

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:06:11 +0000

Am enjoying a Tom Collins. Delish.

Opened a bottle of Bolly! Pop!

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 02:36:07 +0000

Opened a bottle of Bolly! Pop!

I wonder which companies have made It through to production?

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 15:38:30 +0000

I wonder which companies have made It through to production?

You’ve got the lube #changelovetolubesongs

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 02:16:02 +0000

You’ve got the lube #changelovetolubesongs

No party in power should allow the BNP to get more votes than them in a by-election. Shocking....

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:54:25 +0000

No party in power should allow the BNP to get more votes than them in a by-election. Shocking. Clegg’s nail in the coffin #barnsley #LibDems

‘Nick Clegg nearly as popular as Winston Churchill’ - April 2010 - oh how things have...

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:05:27 +0000

‘Nick Clegg nearly as popular as Winston Churchill’ - April 2010 - oh how things have changed. http://tinyurl.com/y3tyhcw #barnsley #libdems

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant Hapus! - Tidy.

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:47:58 +0000

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant Hapus! - Tidy.

A nice man has just delivered me 14 bottles of wine. Bangin’

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 08:10:43 +0000

A nice man has just delivered me 14 bottles of wine. Bangin’

Watching Magnum PI and eating toast. Jesus, I’m surprised Tom Selleck can walk his jeans are...

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:04:20 +0000

Watching Magnum PI and eating toast. Jesus, I’m surprised Tom Selleck can walk his jeans are so tight.